OOC: Birthday Bash

[Baba Yaga]

Where's that freakin'pusseh? =looks for Titwillow= Time to git yer tits into gear flea bag and types us up some posts, yeah. Lazy ass cat!

[Titwillow The Cat]

~walks in, mrowls, sits and licks his nuts!~

Ok am here, and I claim the title, the only pussy on earth that comes when he is called (take that however you like) when there isnt food on offer...

Off to post old bag...

[Baba Yaga]

Nuffin' beats a pusseh dat does as he told. =eyes him licking his nuts=
=bends down, back creaking as she placed her head up her skirt. Forked tomgue flicking out trying to reach her mushroom nubs but too old, not agile enough=
oi oi oi, wish me cud lick me own twat. Oi do oi do oi do.

[The End of All Light.]

ok now that just totally creeped me out. -le shudders-

[Horny Smurf]

I'm Horny Smurf and someone said there was a party with wild women and small furry animals to molest...

So *eyes the Atra lady* are you bringing that smurfy body for some smurfing or what... *Looks over at Baba Yaga trying to lick herself* ohhh shes in the mood, bit rough round the head isnt she. Thats ok, I have a whole sack full of paper bags to stick her head in...

[The End of All Light.]

-flicks the smurf away with the sharp edge of her gauntlet- Not into dwarfs. So why fon't you take your blue little balls, play pocket pool for awhile and come back when you water yourself for a few weeks and sprout into a real man. Ok, bub?

So stick that in your smurfy juice box and smurfy suck on it!!!

[Horny Smurf]

Oooooh a smurfy one eh *Picks himself up from where he bounced off the wall, brushes himself down, adjusts his pants so the smurf in the front wouldn't be so obvious as he liked a smurfy woman* Ok ok, But if I get bigger, I may smurf-prise you...