Tra la, la la la la, la, la la la la (Testing)

[Horny Smurf]

Thats just Smurfiliscious...

Any of you delicious girls wanna sneak out back for a quick Smurf, or perhaps a long slow smurfing under the moonlight... Smurfette reckons she has a headache. But I saw Poppa Smurf sneaking into her cottage with a real suspect smurf out the front of his pants...

*chuckles*

[The End of All Light.]

OMFG!!! SMURF BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-covers herself in AMEX ANTI-SMURF REPELLANTS!!!-

[Satire]

[align=center]Eww...

Ewwww...

Ewwwww...

Thats just...

Ewwwww...[/align]

~Smacks it with her crop whip~ "Put that away you dirty little blue balled..." at this point Satire became completely lost for words...

[Kain]

That is sick...

[Ulyssiask]

I am officially.. impressed.

[Shawn]

I'm surprisingly unamused.

Well, less of a surprise. I'm almost always unamused by stuff like this.

I'm so turned on right now.



LOL. I'm kidding. I only get turned on by smufette.

but really.



I like it.


the sig, that is.

[Norbert]

Now I be seein' it all mun. Must lay of the gunja, fo real.
*looks at the smurf* Now they be some blue nuts you got there.
Coco-nutz aren't blue mun, good nuts be like mine.
Black.

[Horny Smurf]

but really.


I like it.


the sig, that is.

Smurf dang, I have me a smurfiliscious smurfette that has a thing for something blue (who'd a thought that in the line something borrowed, something blue the blue would be the lovers ball sack hey)

So my smurf-lovin smurfette, wanna go behind the ship and do a little smurfin *winks*

I had black balls once, Smurfette said no and gave me a kicking, they were black for a week, you must get a lot of NO's to have black balls all the time.

Impressed? *Bows* ty ty I always try and impress...

-sigh- the things I get myself into....


Let's see. Let me put this lightly.



No.