As Napalu sat in his wobbling gelatin cell, finishing up the last bit of fruit, he sucked the succulent remnants of his meal from his sticky fingertips. A low grumble emanated from his stomach, gurgling upward into Napaluâs esophagus, the grumbling force caused his mouth to open wide and expel the build-up of gasses in the form of a large belch. âUUUUUUUUUUURRRRP!â Napalu exclaimed loudly, his entire body shaking from the shear power behind the burp. Napalu covered his mouth as a look of shock and embarrassment washed over his face, eyes of vermillion darting from side to side to ensure nothing had been disturbed. With an exasperated sigh he shot upright into an erect position within the gelatin, when suddenly his body expanded outward, returning Napalu to his original stature. SPLAT! Bits of red gel particulate ruptured with centrifugal force, leaving bags of grain, cheese wheels, and barrels covered in a sticky, red semi-liquid. âSHAZAM!â Napalu called out, voice latent with excitement. He then crossed one foot over the other and spun himself in place until he was a whirlwind of cloth, skin, and horns; expelling the gelatinous residue from his physique, only adding to the former mess.
Slamming one foot to the floor Napalu came to and abrupt halt, he shot his right hand into the air with a flourish and thrust his pelvis forward repeatedly while bending at the knees and rocking his head back and forth quickly (run-on sentences, FTW). Snapping upright and pulling the âgoatâ hand from the air down to his side, Napalu sampled a small bit of sharp cheddar from a large wheel of cheese laying upon a stone slab. âEMO KIDS LOVE CHEESE!â Napalu yelled, he was doing a lot of shouting lately, but Napalu has always been known to be one of the most upbeat Gods in any realm he has visited; a characteristic that got him run out of a few of them.
In a single fluid movement, Napalu reeled backward while balancing himself on one foot, he pulled his right knee to his chest and let fly with his foot. There was a twinkle in his rubicund eyes and sparks shot from his fingertips as Napalu landed a hefty blow to the center of the larder door, a kick that cleared the wooden bulk of the aperture from its hinges and sent it tumbling into the long hallway of corridors before him. CRASH! THUD! BANG! Decorative statuettes, paintings, and bureaus crashed to the floor as the door rocketed in a flip-flop sequence, finally coming to rest in a cloud of dust and debris. âWOOHOO! That was AWESOME!â Napalu said, dismissing the idea that perhaps this was exactly why Pandemonium did not have doors, as he started out into the wooden avenue.
Making his way to the exit, Napalu made to step out of the larder, before he could set a single foot into the hallway before him he was stopped. Napalu was jarred from his pace and hit the ground in a mess of cloth and flailing fists. âOoooooowie!â he said, finally realizing that his rather broad horns had prevented him from making his escape, catching either side of the doorframe and putting an abrupt end to his advance. Napalu lay in the doorway for a moment, half his visage sprawled out into the corridor before him, his feet swaying back and forth in a manner that mimiced a bored child. Napalu began tapping his fingertips on his bare chest in a rhythmic pattern while contemplating what to do about his current situation, when along came one of the employees wearing a stained white apron and a concerned look on his face; no doubt alerted by the commotion.
âAre you alright, sir?!â the tavern staff asked, his face wrought with concern while he extended a hand out to Napalu. Crimson opaline eyes fell upon the form standing above him and saw the hand extended to him, âIâm quite alright, mâboyâ said Napalu as he adopted a slight southern drawl, sliding his hand into the outstretched extension of the NPC (lol). Tugging and pulling, twisting and contorting, the two managed to free Napalu from his unfortunate predicament, with some effort and cooperation Napalu was standing upright once more. âI thank you kindly, Mr Dirty Apron guyâ He said, patting the staff member on the shoulder and inadvertently turning him into a platypus.
A moment was taken while Napalu stared into the space where the man once stood, he then shrugged his shoulders and spun himself toward the nearest door and paused. âOh-ho, you almost got me again, cheeky bugger!â he said to the door, as if were an animate object and could fully understand all that had just transpired. Adopting the same attitude that he had with the previous door, Napalu lifted his foot as if he were going to kick it in as well, but before he could land the blow to the wooden barrier, the door simply fell forward and smacked the floor with a slap. This sent dust plumes up around Napaluâs ankles and bits of trash skittering across the floor. Napalu ducked slowly, turned his head a little and stepped through the entrance to what appeared to be the bar area of the tavern. Before him there were several different beings, buzzing about their own business, janitorial staff busied themselves with cleaning up what appeared to be a rather large spot of pinkish-red goop.
Lithe digits raised to his cardinal scalp, pushing aside locks of his flaming carmine hair and scratching fingernails against his head. A slender eyebrow came to a peak below his hairline as Napalu gave a look of puzzlement to the patrons that cast a glance his way. âHowdy!â he said, giving the crowd before him a mischievous grin.